NOTCH NUTS MAC DOWNLOAD
NO TRUCK REQUIRED!

THE WORLD'S MOST IMPORTANT MAC NOTCH TOY

LOOK AT THIS
NUTZ DEAL!

ONE SACK. TWO BALLS. ZERO DIGNITY.

They hang from your MacBook notch. They swing when you slap them. Your meeting can wait.

MAC RELEASE SOON PUT NUTZ ON A WEBSITE

No card. No checkout. The signed Mac release is coming shortly.

LIVE DEMO IS HANGING UP THERE. Move to the top. Grab a ball. Give it a good slap.

HOW IT WORKS ↓

THE MAC MENU BAR HAS BEEN TOO QUIET

MAKE YOUR NOTCH
DO SOMETHING STUPID.

Notch Nuts lives at the top of your Mac screen. Open it, pick your angle, then pretend this was a normal use of your computer.

  • Hangs from the MacBook notch
  • Two balls. Separate swings. Real nonsense.
  • Built for macOS
$0
FOREVER

BUY NUTZ

SIGNED MAC DOWNLOAD

No public download today. We publish only after Developer ID signing, notarization, stapling, and Gatekeeper checks pass.

Local previews stay local. The public DMG link appears here after the release gate clears.

FOR WEBSITES WITH TOO MUCH RESTRAINT

PUT NUTZ
ON THE INTERNET.

One tiny script. A polite, isolated hanging accessory. It will not eat your page controls. It will eat your page's self-respect.

Also ships with fuzzy dice. Same rope. Different bad decision.

PASTE THIS. GET NUTZ.

<script src="https://notchnuts.com/widget/notch-nuts.js" data-notch-nuts defer></script>

Need dice? Use data-preset="fuzzy-dice".

ACT NOW! OR DO NOT!

YOUR NOTCH DESERVES
BETTER HANGERS.

WAIT FOR THE SIGNED RELEASE

NOTCH NUTS. ONE SACK. TWO BALLS.

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